Colleen M. Mejia and the Cousin Carlo Chronicles
Colleen M. Mejia
Esq – City Solicitor
colleen.mejia@ci.everett.ma.us
617-394-2230
https://cityofeverett.com/city-hall/departments/city-solicitor/colleen.mejia@ci.everett.ma.us
617-394-2230
Secret Agent #635999
Colleen: Carlo, I'm in.
Colleen, Agent Number 635999 TEFT?
Colleen: Ross?
Cousin Carlo: No, Lattanzi
Colleen: Carlo, I'm in.
Cousin Carlo: I knew Van Campen would fall for it.
Remember, Sabotage, Send me photos of Secrets, TEFT
Colleen, Agent Number 635999 TEFT?
Cousin Carlo: Tape Every Fxxxing Thing!
Colleen: I need my pension
Carlo Cousin: I'll be back in sooner than later,
no matter what that blogger says
Colleen: I sincerely doubt it, I may have to go the
Wayne Matwesky Route and Kiss Van Campen's derriere
Cousin Carlo: Don't invoke Matewsky too loudly, the
Democrats just caught Trump on Epstein Island today...
Colleen: I know. That 180k - Carlo, it doesn't look good,
and I was part of the cover up
Cousin Carlo: Van Campen thinks he's milking you, but
my cousin Anthony N DiPierro has something up my sleeve
Colleen: I advised you about a racist having the N Word as
his middle initial. Bad enough DiPierro pays off African American
men to pose in photos with him, but Carlo
Cousin Carlo: That's King KKKarlo to you!
Colleen: Yeah, I know, I can tell by the horrible city website, first thing
to go, Who cuts your hair, Matt Lattanzi?
Cousin Carlo: Dolores
Colleen: Ross?
Cousin Carlo: No, Lattanzi
TO BE CONTINUED
THIS IS A PARODY
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City of Everett 484 Broadway Room 21 Everett, Massachusetts 02149 Admitted to the Mass. Bar Board of Bar Overseers Number 635999 | Not applicable because: 1) I practice law as a government lawyer or a military lawyer, or 2) I am employed as in-house counsel and do not represent clients outside that capacity, or 3) I am registered under inactive status or retired status. |
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