Colleen M. Mejia and the Cousin Carlo Chronicles

 Colleen M. Mejia


Secret Agent #635999

Colleen:   Carlo, I'm in.

Cousin Carlo:  I knew Van Campen would fall for it.
Remember, Sabotage, Send me photos of Secrets, TEFT

Colleen, Agent  Number 635999  TEFT?

Cousin Carlo: Tape Every Fxxxing Thing!

Colleen:  I need my pension

Carlo Cousin: I'll be back in sooner than later,
no matter what that blogger says

Colleen: I sincerely doubt it, I may have to go the
Wayne Matwesky Route and Kiss Van Campen's derriere

Cousin Carlo: Don't invoke Matewsky too loudly, the
Democrats just caught Trump on Epstein Island today...

Colleen:  I know.  That 180k - Carlo, it doesn't look good,
and I was part of the cover up

Cousin Carlo: Van Campen thinks he's milking you, but
my cousin Anthony N DiPierro has something up my sleeve

Colleen: I advised you about a racist having the N Word as
his middle initial.  Bad enough DiPierro pays off African American
men to pose in photos with him, but Carlo

Cousin Carlo: That's King KKKarlo to you!

Colleen: Yeah, I know, I can tell by the horrible city website, first thing
to go,  Who cuts your hair, Matt Lattanzi?

Cousin Carlo:  Dolores

Colleen:  Ross?

Cousin Carlo: No, Lattanzi

TO BE CONTINUED

THIS IS A PARODY

SEND ALL LAWSUITS TO LAROVERE, MATEWSKY AND EPSTEIN, LLC


Colleen M. Mejia
(617) 394-2230		ActiveNoEverettNone

City of Everett
484 Broadway Room 21
Everett, Massachusetts 02149

Admitted to the Mass. Bar
Jun 20, 1997

Board of Bar Overseers Number
635999
Not applicable because: 1) I practice law as a government lawyer or a military lawyer, or 2) I am employed as in-house counsel and do not represent clients outside that capacity, or 3) I am registered under inactive status or retired status.

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