Carlo DeMaria Starring as "The Penguin."

 

For Immediate Release

so we are talking politics one night, and some stranger enters

the conversation saying:

"Carlo DeMaria would come into our establishment, and we always treated

him with respect.  But he seemed like such a shady character we nicknamed

him "The Penguin."   (paraphrased)

Oh my God, so perfect for Carlo.   "The Penguin" ....something you won't see

in the Advocate a.k.a. Carlo News Company.   HA ...the Leader Herald had more

integrity making it up, at least they weren't a mouthpiece for a now-deposed

dictator, a.k.a. "The Mayor of Aruba," which other people have titled Carlo.

Your name is Anthony DiPierro, unfortunately, and you are but a little penguin

floating on a tiny iceberg - alone - and waiting for orders from Big Boss Penguin.

 

 

Shutterstock has this image for about 3 bucks  https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/chinstrap-penguin-walks-precariously-along-ridge-1080525158?irclickid=X0uzleVUsxycRtrQtXxZYVEuUkpTtGQFyXuOUU0&irgwc=1&afsrc=1&pl=39150-560528&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_campaign=Kratochvil&utm_source=39150&utm_term=&utm_content=560528
 

The sitting city councilors have their proverbial knives out for you, except for

Wayne Matewsky who thinks he's going on a blind date with Ghislaine Noelle Marion Maxwell 

Bad news for you, Wayne, she's most likely of the lesbian persuasion.

Your name is Anthony DiPierro and you wonder why all the fuss about racist memes.

DiPierro is so clueless he may plead insanity ....but it's too late, the family of the Penguin

is on ice.   HA HA ....and that ice ain't floating to Aruba.....