magic mushrooms

 

 

I'm a mere babe in the woods at 71 and hoping I get one of those Alcoholics Anonymous badges 

as I will be 72 years sober on May 8 as alcohol is anonymous to me. I mean, c'mon, y'all have

 known me forever, I am much too insane to drink. I LOVE non alcoholic Corona and Michelob etc. ...

not that I ever had a problem, just like the taste of beer. From my new book "Drugs ruined me, and I never took any !!!!" 

 Photo from Maine back in 2022, four great trips with some troubled but good looking man who spent his time in all the pot shops. 

 I'm not kidding you, just because I listen to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Sgt Pepper and Satanic Majesties Request

 doesn't mean I have to shoot smack, gimme a break. So the dude, who was like 40 going on 12, but rather handsome 

(of course, they all are....want to see my Top 40 list?) would go nuts in the car if I were talking about his magic mushrooms 

'They are listening to us via telephone" oh my God, why are the cute ones usually so stupid? 

 So he tells me to meet him at Starbucks and I show up and we exchange personal belongings 

and I say "Goodbye." And he says, "You just got here, why Goodbye?" and I looked him in the eye 

and said "Goodbye." He said "I don't understand Goodbye?" (I told you the cute ones are stupid,)

 

I just for a third time look him in the eye and said "Goodbye" He said "I don't want to say goodbye." 

 Well, neither did I, but I gave it 3 more days and he was taking this good friend for granted 

so we really did break it off and I'm happy we did. He hated his mom and dad and a person who knows us both 

told me he is now living with them. At 44? Really? File under: Lost Cause. 

 I really did have feelings but, spare me....on to new adventures with people in my life now 

who have it much more together. Anyway, being 72 next week, 44 is way too old for me. JV